A message from the First Born on Mother’s Day:
“Your children sucks, but you’re a good Mom.
or don’t love them.
*One of them burned my pans.”
His girlfriend’s message, on the other hand:
“Happy Mother’s Day! See you in June!”
*Note: his brother (the middle child) burned one of his beloved frying pans, and he is quite salty about it.*
This, folks, is what happens when you give birth to a smart ass.